Cheap cigarettes myth?
juillet 29th, 2010 by xikdahSouthern smokers, beware: another town has banned the tobacco habit from many of their buildings.
Charleston.net reports that the Mount Pleasant, South Carolina town council approved an ordinance to ban smoking in indoor workplaces, bars and restaurants. The 7-2 vote was made Tuesday night and will be enacted on September 1.
The two dissenting votes, councilmen Billy Swails and Kruger Smith, wanted to wait for Charleston and Sullivan's Island to settle their lawsuits centered around smoking ordinances before Mount Pleasant enacted one. “We had an agreement, and now we're changing the whole thing,” commented Swails. Smith felt that private clubs should be exempt.
Charleston and Sullivan's Island have a maximum $500 fine and 30 days of jail for those who violate the smoking policy. Mount Pleasant's was originally the same but they dropped it down to $100 and no jail time before the vote. Another town in South Carolina, Hilton Head Island, recently fined a bartender $750 for multiple violations of their newly-created smoking ordinance. Hilton Head is one of 9 municipalities in South Carolina that have ordinances, although another city, Greenville, recently had their smoking ordinance overturned by a circuit court judge.
There are some exemptions to the ordinances. Smoking is allowed on stage as part of a theatrical production in Mount Pleasant and Charleston. Private residences are exempt for all three cities. Charleston and Sullivan's Island permit smoking in retail tobacco stores and cigar bars.
Strangely, no businesses were present during the Mount Pleasant council's vote to speak against the ordinance even though some felt that they would be significantly affected by it. Lawson Roberts, owner of popular night club Tonik, felt that businesses like his would be in “some serious trouble. People like to have a cigarette with a cocktail.”
Councilman Paul Gawrych was in favor of the ordinance despite local business concerns. He was more worried about the population as a whole and their exposure to cigarette smoke. “People's lives are in danger,” Gawrych said.
South Carolina has a law in place that already limits areas where people are permitted to smoke. The Clean Indoor Air Act bans smoking in schools, health care buildings, public transportation, government buildings, and performing arts centers as well as theatres.
The state Supreme Court will decide if Sullivan's Island bar owner Tim Runyon has a legitimate lawsuit against the town for fining his establishment for violating the smoking ordinance. He has complained that 80% of his business is now outside of his bar where he often features live bands to attract customers. Bands no longer want to play there. “It's been a struggle”, Runyon said, referring to his inability to book bands.
Source:
Prentiss Findlay, ” Mount Pleasant Bans Smoking”, Charleston Post and Courier.
URL: http://www.charleston.net/news/2007/jun/13/mount_pleasant_bans_smoking/
I freely admit that when I first came across Confessions of a Cartographer (http://www.mappyb.com/), I didn’t know what a cartographer was. So before reading the blog, I grabbed my trusty ol’ dictionary off the book shelf and looked it up. A map maker, a cartographer is a map maker. I very nearly moved on. But then my eyes happened upon one of the posts: “Things I learned while jogging.” The author’s casual elegance and conversational tone immediately reeled me in. A little lower on the page I found a dozen or so captivating photographs that told a story of a recent hike along the Potomac Heritage Trail. Having just moved from one of the country’s most aesthetically pleasing states (Hawaii) to one of the nation’s least (New Jersey), that dose of natural beauty was just what I needed. So, I decided to explore Confessions of a Cartographer even further, delving deep into the archives, wondering “What else does this map maker have to offer?” The answer: Plenty.
From celebrity gossip to blogger interviews, Confessions of a Cartographer delivers lots of news and information in perfect-sized portions. The reader reaps the benefits of the author’s travels, career, and energetic lifestyle. That lifestyle is fast-paced and fun, yet she still leaves ample time to stop and smell the roses (and photograph the flowers in Norfolk, Virgina).
So, who is this witty cartographer, this mischievous map maker? Well, she calls herself Mappy B. and her bio must be discovered by reading through the lines of her fascinating blog, Confessions of a Cartographer. And she may be the single most well-rounded blogger you will come across in the blogosphere. Mappy B is clearly both athletic and intellectual. Her interests range from cheese to kayaking. Clearly an ambitious hard-working soul by day, she is a socializing, fun, Philly cheesesteak lover by night.
Mappy B graciously granted me an interview, and here is what our favorite cartographer had to say:
Jack: Thanks for taking the time to chat with me, Mappy B. Let me start by asking: What sets your blog apart from other blogs?
Mappy B: The fact that my blog, Confessions of a Cartographer, can beat up your A-List blog. I am a very witty person, and people flock to my blog to cure depression, cheer up children with skinned knees, clear up acne, and help the symptoms of monkeypox.
Jack: When did you start your blog and why?
Mappy B: I decided to nerd myself out a year ago as a way to keep in touch with friends. Since then, I have become addicted and have found that blogging is a great way to meet new people and network. I have some great new friends due to blogging! Blogging is the new prostitution, and TypePad is my pimp.
Jack: What do you do when you are not blogging?
Mappy B: When I am not making the masses laugh, I am a Map Maker by day, and Wine Drinker, Cheese Eater, Sephora Shopper, Kayak Paddler, Walk Jogger, Lush Bather, Recipe Creator, Trivial Pursuiter, Gossip Reader, Rummy Winner, Plan Maker, Procrastinator, Google Lover, Bocce Baller, and Socializer by Night.
Jack: What are your favorite and/or least favorite things about blogging?
Mappy B: My favorite thing in the world is to make people laugh, and that is why I try and keep my site full of sarcastic and dry humor. I crack myself up daily, and I hope other people can crack up at my expense too!
My least favorite thing about blogging is reading the sites where people get all catty and dramatic on each other. I love drama, that's why I read celebrity gossip mags, but just being blatantly snotty and condescending towards others online is a big turnoff to me. Blog wars are for losers.
Jack: What do you feel is the key to a successful blog?
Mappy B: It depends on how you define success. Some people are happy just having a place to update their family and friends. I started out that way and have since turned greedy. I want more. I would love to do freelance writing for an online outlet. I love blogging, and look forward to expanding the MappyB empire. Haha. By expanding, I mean, maybe having 10 comments a day? Maybe 20? Sigh, I can dream. You can never take away the dreams of a Map Maker. Never.
Jack: Thanks again for your time, and all the best for you and the continued success of Confessions of a Cartographer.
Be sure to visit Mappy B.’s blog, Confessions of a Cartographer at http://www.mappyb.com/.
To hold you over until you get there, here is Mappy B.’s advice of what not to do while drunk on Puerto Rican rum:
“I'm Messed Up on Puerto Rican Rum”(excerpted from mappyb.com)
There are so many good things to do while drunk**, that I thought I would make a good list of things to NOT do while drunk. (May or may not have been done by yours truly)
- Never Nair your girlfriend (your bikini area).
- Do not have financial discussions with your significant other.
- Do not have discussions about your future with your significant other.
- Do not have discussions about your future city of living with your sig-o.
- Do not paint your toenails.
- Do not try and check your pores with a zoom mirror (or while contacts are out, and you are somehow able to see up close SO MUCH MORE CLEARLY. WHY is that?!?!)
- Do not agree to paddle your man's canoe in the Potomac while he is going to practice his new kayak rolling skills alongside you..
- Do not attempt to learn anything about Chuck Norris while drunk (or sober).
- Do not play Scrabble.
Music: Greezy Joe (may or may not give clue to future city of living discussion)
**Like have a barstool reserved for you to dance on to 'Come on Ride the Train' every Tuesday night on 80's night at The Union at University of Iowa for their 2 for 1 Alabama Slammer Specials in 1996, or re-hinge a sliding glass porch door, or fix a microwave, or clean, or biff while carrying a GIGANTIC margarita glass on your 21st birthday requiring a special chip to be surgically placed in your wrist (mappyb's sister), or get your stomach pumped, or eat gyros in Greektown on Chicago at 4:00am on the way back from the bar, or smoke cigs while it snows on you in front of The Underground Wonder Bar in Chicago, or drink a delicious lager in Syracuse in 200 inches of snow at the Blue Tusk, or chill at the place in Mequon, WI where 'The Maestro' from Seinfeld owns a bar called Libby Montana's, or dance with some hot Greek men at The Hot House in the south Loop in Chicago, or talk Arabic with a cab driver in DC, or have some coat man at a bar tell you that 'you isolate your body parts really well' while dancing, or order 2 bottles of $100 dollar champagne on your birthday to get in the VIP room for the night, or hand feeding racoons on Tybee Island, or dye your hair, and the list goes on and on and on and on…..
billboard after improvement
billboard before improvement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
June 27, 2010
San Francisco
The Billboard Liberation Front (BLF) is honored to announce a new marketing partnership with Philip Morris (PM) that finally brings together the rugged sense of American independence with your most important choice as a consumer: your death. The message of “My Life. My Death. My Choice.” informs and empowers the consumer to choose, as their god given right, how they want to die. Philip Morris brings this message to the consumer to remind them that some rights are inalienable in life as they are in death.
“We’ve always said that the only two things in life that are unavoidable are death and taxes,” commented Michael E. Szymanczyk, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Philip Morris. “This campaign drives home that message where, if you are gonna die, might as well do it on your terms. Just like our Marlboro Men did.” According to Patrick B. Smelt, Chief of Marketing, “This bold message of independence and demanding life and death on your terms fits with the current zeitgeist of anti-establishmentarianism and post-post-modern rage at the repressive state demanding a healthier you and your environment.”
The BLF was honored to accept this exciting challenge. “We have no comment on President Obama’s health care reform, but many consumer of Philip Morris’s products do. We felt that this campaign picks up on a widespread rage that some nameless, faceless bureaucrat might give them cheaper health care, preventative treatment, and maybe deny them the sweet release we are all seeking,” said Rico T. Spoons, BLF Director of Offense as he idly drew a razorblade across his wrists. “This oppressive political climate and fascist approach towards health raises the comforting question of ‘how will you end it all?’ I like to think that we are just giving some poor folks a reminder that Philip Morris will always be there to help kill you.”
All former Marlboro Men, Wayne McLaren, David McLean and Dick Hammer, were unavailable for comment due to their rugged, manly choice of death by lung cancer.
The improvement can be viewed on Howard at Van Ness in San Francisco.
Major League Manager Dies
James Gammon—the manager from Major League and a lot of other stuff—died over the weekend after a long battle with cancer. Everybody smoke a pack of Marlboro Reds and talk like him in his honor.
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